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| rotten sandwich |
[16 Dec 2006|05:03am] |
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benassi bros |
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when you search keyword "rotten" on the myspace music page, rotten gnome faces pops up on the 17th page of bands with "rotten" in the title....
Here's the bands we're sandwiched with...
Rotten Ganja (powerpop/techno/indie)
Rotten Garden Music (Hip hop/rap/indie)
Rotten Generation (Punk)
Rotten Gimmick (punk/powerpop/pop punk)
Rotten Gimmick (punk)
Rotten Glove Records (punk/thrash/reggae)
Rotten Gnome Faces (pop)
Rotten Golden Apples (punk/ska/other)
Rotten Guinea Pigs (indie/punk/garage)
Rotten Habits (experimental/freestyle/hip hop)
Rotten Head (death metal/grindcore/metal)
The list goes on for 34 pages....
It seems we're the only rotten ones keeping the pippity pop alive.
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| tequila |
[15 Dec 2006|07:34pm] |
I used to love tequila...
now it tastes like guilt.
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| burn hollywood burn |
[14 Dec 2006|01:02am] |
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The Lovin' Spoonful- Henry Thomas |
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i wonder what hot beef jerky would be like. hot jerky...mmmm
Speaking of which I bought some of that KY warming liquid the other day to try out
it warms up the jerky without getting like burn hot
and?
but at the same time it doesn't exactly lubricate very well
turns everything to sticky sand paper
hmm. i've always feared those liquids that get hot on contact
original formula is fine with me
I didn't fear it because, I mean, who would sell a product that sets people's private parts on fire
well yes.
smartass
but in the end it was the better decision to avoid it in the first place
pretty much just threw my money away
I should try and return it.
I could call bay news 9 so they could film a story about it
highly inappropriate. i'm sure no one wants to hear about your hot jerky experience
I wonder how they test KY. THAT'd be an interesting test facility tour.
fuck EPCOT test track
epcot test track isn't real
though the concept of testing facilities excites me
i would love to work in one
testing radioactive deodorants
on mice
Beulah is staring at the computer as i type. Oh will she ever learn?
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| almost '07 |
[09 Dec 2006|04:35pm] |
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This is my first post since May.
Many people have taken me off their friends list.
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| what a wonderful song. |
[14 May 2006|12:33pm] |
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hooray |
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ELO- sweet talkin woman |
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I think that "Sweet Talkin' Woman" by Electric Light Orchestra could possibly be on my top 5 favorite songs of ALL TIME. Listen to it carefully. It's so pleasant.
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[02 May 2006|03:54pm] |
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tmbg- thunderbird |
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TONIGHT: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
MY HEART IS TRULY GOING TO EXPLODE WITH PURE JOY.
I find it very wonderful that after all these years (12 as of my 20th birthday), they're still my favorite band.
True to the expression, "all-time favorite".
nothing shows excitement more than updating livejournal!
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[01 May 2006|06:49pm] |
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As I was browsing the TV guide, I came across "Top Ten Bathrooms in Vegas".
On Main Street, there's a men's bathroom with a piece of the Berlin wall with urinals built into it.
What.
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[24 Apr 2006|05:17pm] |
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Today at Publix, David and I ran into the crazed sample pusher lady. She has this deranged look in her eys and confronts EVERYONE to sample and purchase a loaf of publix multi-grain bread.
"HERE! TRY THIS BREAD! IT'S REALLY GOOD! WE BAKE IT FRESH HERE! ISN'T IT DELICIOUS?! TASTES GOOD AND GOOD FOR YOU! ONLY $1.89!!!"
I wanted to say "quit shoving the damned bread down my throat and back the fuck off woman."
Another tid-bit regarding annoying elderly : I crashed into David's cart with mine, and an old man said "You shouldn't be here without your parents!" And I retorted back "Where's your......(parents)" and I stopped mid sentence because he's an old man and his parents are most likely DEAD.
I later realized it would have been funnier if I said that my parents were dead.
I still so desperately want to make a short film about two homeless people who fall in love but their dogs don't get along. It breaks my heart just thinking about it.
It should be featured back to back with a film about a blind child whos toys come to life right in front of him, walk around, and confuse him.
ROTTEN GNOME FACES WILL BE MAKING SOUNDS WITH MOUTHS, AN ACCORDION, A PUNY GUITAR, AND A KEYBOARD, FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FOUR WINDS CAFE (NEW COLLEGE CAMPUS).
WE WILL BE EXTRA ROTTEN AND PLAYING NEW SONGS.
WE'RE STILL MOLDIER THAN THE MOLDY PEACHES, SHITTY BEATLES, AND A LESS ATTRACTIVE, LESS IN LOVE MATES OF STATE.
IF YOU LIKE KNEECAPS IN SOUP AND HATE TWEETY BIRD, YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.
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[17 Apr 2006|06:54pm] |
the quality of my life greatly diminished at 11:45 this morning.
tampa international airport makes me bleed internally.
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[02 Apr 2006|07:28pm] |
Today I ... walking and found a piece of wood that said  .
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| maybe i should seek help. |
[26 Mar 2006|07:49pm] |
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i just sit around and drive myself crazy. i obsess over things that don't matter. i can't even pick out the songs for a fucking mixtape without getting that guilty feeling. i think of a song, and then a voice in my head says "you can't put that song on the mix, you used that song for a mix for someone else a few years ago". a few years ago. i don't know where the hell i am anymore. i'm so confused. i get home from work, and i sit on the couch and think "ok, now what?" what the fuck do i want? my mom and i went to chic-fil-a a few days ago, she asked me what i'd like to do, and i sat there and cried. i feel guilt for absolutely no reason. all i have to do is think a semi-negative thought, or recall a time that i may not have said the right thing, and suddenly i feel besotted with guilt. i'm in way over my head. i never say things like this on livejournal and i feel stupid for starting now.
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[24 Mar 2006|03:20pm] |
"Wow Carly, you don't have hair! I'm losing my hair! I have little hair! You used to have lots of hair! Good to see you!"
-Ross (the music director at chs drama, said this in one breath when I saw him at the show)
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[21 Mar 2006|08:36pm] |
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weezer- no one else |
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Finally! I found a picture of blueberries worth tattooing!!!!
Comments?
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[21 Mar 2006|07:31pm] |
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I <3 the travel channel
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| the best dream ever |
[18 Mar 2006|01:52pm] |
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About once a week or so, I have dreams involving David Cross. It can be really short (like a little sub-plot in another dream), or the whole dream may be about him. And in every single one, the situation is the same.
Me "I love you David. Please love me."
David Cross "I'm sorry Carly, but I'll never love you."
But last night my luck changed. He finally told me he loved me too! So I was dating David Cross and everything is as it should be.
But why, I ask? Why now? What made him change his mind? I will never know.........
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| zissou |
[15 Mar 2006|02:34pm] |
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Bought The Life Aquatic on Monday. Magical.
I quit my job at 24:20 yesterday. As easy and wonderful as it was, I've got to be working full-time waiting tables. Gotta bring home the bacon of course. I need all the money I can get, because paying for school all on my own will be interesting.
My dad is going to give me a job at his restaurant on the beach, so 2 days there and 4 days at Old Chicago.
Work work work.
I have the day off. I was thinking about taking Cory for a spin around the block. Even though I don't really have a "block".
Tonight is open mic night at Java Junction. I'm still toying with the idea of doing a set of partial accordion madness, and comedic banter. I AM the next Judy Tenuta.
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